cloudforhire asked: Hey Chris what's your insta?
taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme
shalrath: what doesnt kill you gives you exp points
References to religion
shitmystudentswrite: Frankenstein has many references to religion. The Bible also has many references to religion.
peach-hero: oranjimelonwrecker: waywardveganbond: kn1ght-of-m1nd: peach-hero: why does no one talk about the movie Sky High is that young doc scratch and rose apparently i was thinking her more handmaid than rose but okay
orgasmic-humor: katherlne: notoriousmks: katherlne: katherlne: “you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren’t expecting more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns i’ll pay monet for them `
ostracizedpoodle: am i the only one who doesn’t have a tumblr
dieceased: remember that one time the ten times you called your teacher mom
rayywest: warmtitties: a-lovelike-ours: someone-almost-famous: warmtitties: legallybrad: warmtitties: Dear Horniness, GOOOOO AWAYYYYYY! it’s called masturbation It’s more along the lines of.. I want to jack another guy off, not jack myself off. dont you dare ruin monsters ink for me with your pre-pubescent text posts Monster’s Inc. is a movie. Monster’s Ink is the end...
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nedbert: nedbert: i got a new laptop and now i dont have any reaction images saved anymore why are people reblogging this
Anonymous asked: holy shit Chris you are adorable can I come and kiss you and fuck you senseless?
Anonymous asked: i heard you like anal
bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
safeandinspired: norweeg: chrssy: riding your man like oh my! HA!
warmtitties: legallybrad: warmtitties: Dear Horniness, GOOOOO AWAYYYYYY! it’s called masturbation It’s more around the lines of.. I want to jack another guy off, not jack myself off.
swanepeols: coldcoffeh: when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds shine bright like a white kid
marielikestodraw: pahnem: mercuriesrising: aparticularlygoodfinder: Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601” When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!” And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard you tip them right over the edge of a bridge you fucking didn’t oh my god.
steampoweredotaku: grayscale gayscale
jawhaw: captainabs: the-kiwi-avenger: consulting-god-of-badassery: incurablyspooky: daemon-hearts: A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions. A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations. A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover A minute of silence for The Last Airbender ten minutes of...
Marowak is my favorite pokemon cause I love a good bone
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